Please, please help me with my wife?

My wife and me hate each other and she is just bad and fat and mean but today she has done something that is so bad i can't hardley even think about it without gitting sick. I come home this afternoon from a hard days work about 4:30 and when I step into the kitchen low and behold there stands my wife -- all 375 pounds of her ole hairy pimpled flab buck nekid. I liked to barfed right then and there and she proceeds to tell me that she has done invited over some of her gambling gal friends tonight and they have all decided to be sts and their first meeting is tonight in my house. I seen her firends before and they are ALL like her -- upright hippo with rolls of flab hanging off of her and big ole piles of hair under her arms and growing wild all over her big ole nasty, smelly lap flounder and up her belly and thighs. I tsate vomit in my mouth jest thinking about all those old sasquatches setting on my furniture leaving big ole brown stains everywhere. I have locked myself in my bedroom and i don't know what to do. Have anyone out there ever heard of someone acting like this? Has she gone completely crazy? What am I gonna do??